Grinchmass

XMAZZZZ by Erica73

I'm not that big on Christmas, I guess you could almost call me a Grinch. I was raised Christian never baptized and went to church like twice in my life. I do not own a single crucifix I'm allergic to organized religion. My family is the "Just don't use the word Jesus and fuck in the same sentence on Christmas morning, please," kind of family. So for me, Christmas doesn't really signify the birth of little baby Jesus (despite the fact that my Nana buys baby Jesus his very own birthday cake at our family's Christmas Party,) it's just a day for opening presents and handing out a few of my very own poorly wrapped gifts to a very select few. I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet this morning before work so I'll be sure to add that to my ~wish list~ in the meantime I'm down to the crunch.